Americans

Language evolution on accident

• the missing u can now be found in poring
• phased for fazed
  • and not always in that order
• trolling for trawling
• could care less
• minimise now means diminish e.g. "the word diminish got minimised"
• entrée

Everything is a gun

• catching strays
• footgun
  • use gotcha instead
• pull the trigger
• smoking gun

Or a car

• ymmv
• stay in your lane
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syJJrsmrts

Freedom

• except the freedom to cross the road when it's safe to do so

Prudishness

• hays code
• nipple police
• but violence is ok

Safety if we really must

• Mansfield bar
• Earnhardt bar

Other isms

• prone and supine (mostly prone)
• frowning incorrectly
• being pissed incorrectly
• using the word cunt incorrectly
• the hospital

Dishonourable mentions

Put a rapist in charge. Twice!